Yeah thats right – I danger garden – you probably haven’t heard of danger gardening before because I only invented it recently – it’ll be on urbandictionary in a year or so and then hipster mums will be doing it in about 2013 – but for now it’s only Grumblegarden. Danger gardening is gardening where ‘danger can happen’ and by danger I mean that hoodies or neighbours can steal your crops. Out front of my flat is a walkway that everyone has access to and by everyone I mean the shitbag neighbours, the drunks, the hoodies and every other ne’er do well and scallawag in East London. But that doesn’t phase me – I carry on regardless staring danger in the face and gardening – while evil lurks behind every corner I’m right out front planting a jasmine up an asymmetric trellis because thats how we roll in Shoreditch.
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